Quotable Quotes Serious or Funny

[Priority1]

"It aint over till it's over"

"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle"

"The most important things in life are not things."

"It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars."

"Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The Closer it gets to the end the faster it goes."

Let's hear some of your favorites.

[sslopok]

My new favorite is "you'll shut up when you're talking to me"

[JWheeler]

no brains, no head aches

[Nailer]

The best beer is free beer!

[Priority1]

"Doing Nothing is very hard to do.....You never know when you're finished."

"Fear sometimes stops you from doing stupid things. But it can also stop you from doing creative or exciting or experimental things. It can cloud your judgment of others, and lead to all kinds of evil. The control and understanding of our personal fears is one of the most important undertakings in our life."

[JWheeler]

I always tell my daughter, and now she tells me,

you get more bears with honey

[Priority1]

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'WOW What a Ride!'"

[Tad Pole]

If it wasn't like this it would be different.

[Far Beyond Driven]

It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in.

I went looking for trouble, and boy, I found her.