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Fred Smith started the day early,

having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking,

he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG),

...and put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA),

designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and

tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new

electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA),

he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO),

to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN)

to the radio (MADE IN INDIA),

he got in his car (MADE IN JAPAN),

filled it with GAS (from SAUDIA ARABIA)

he continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day

checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA),

Fred decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL),

poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE)

and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA),

and then wondered why he can't find

a good paying job in AMERICA.

And now he is hoping he can get help

from the president (MADE IN KENYA).

:thumb:

Posted

Amen brother.

Don't know how I missed that one, but a LOT of guys are posting now sending recent posts to the bottom quickly.

Nice problem to have (many people using the site).

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