Easy Salami

[ratcityhooker]

Salami

2 pounds Hamburger

2 tablespoons Curing Salt

1 teaspoon Garlic Salt

1 teaspoon Onion Powder

1 teaspoon Mustard Seed

1 teaspoon Pepper

1/4th teaspoon Cayenne Pepper

1 cup Water

Mix all together and divide into loaves.

Wrap in foil.

Refrigeratorate for 24 hours

Place loaves still wrapped in foil into a large kettle of

cold water and cover

Bring to boil and boil 1 hour

Remove salami from foil and drain

Chill before slicing

[Sixshooter]

Easy Salami

350 pounds Super J

2 bags of flour

2 bags Curing Salt

4 cups Cayenne Pepper

1 Gallon Whiskey

Drink Gallon of Whiskey

Roll Super J in Flour and Curing Salt

Wrap in Latex

Place Super J wrapped in Latex large Bed

with rose pettles and cover

Bring to boil and boil 1 hour

Pour Cayenne Pepper in eyes

Remove salami and drain

Consume a pack of Smokes

Chill before slicing wrists

Larry we have heard about your Easy Salami before.

[bluedevil]

Sorry Larry, your a stand up guy but that was damn funny...

[ratcityhooker]

Jimmy and Matt I do like you both but see If I give either one of you my "SALAMI" in the near future.

Larry

[Sixshooter]

Jimmy and Matt I do like you both but see If I give either one of you my "SALAMI" in the near future.

Larry

Larry,

Read my post. ALL of my post....even the stuff I quoted from you.

[FreeTime]

I just cant even find the words to comments on this post.

Larry...you are the great Salami chef ever! There is no else who can take a 350 pound file of fatty flesh, turn it into an enjoyable sausage, and enjoy the whole taste quite the way you can. Go ahead and keep serving up that salami the way only you can do.

[huntingfool43]

Originally Posted by ratcityhooker

Easy Salami

350 pounds Super J

2 bags of flour

2 bags Curing Salt

4 cups Cayenne Pepper

1 Gallon Whiskey

Drink Gallon of Whiskey

Roll Super J in Flour and Curing Salt

Wrap in Latex

Place Super J wrapped in Latex large Bed

with rose pettles and cover

Bring to boil and boil 1 hour

Pour Cayenne Pepper in eyes

Remove salami and drain

Consume a pack of Smokes

Chill before slicing wrists

Larry I think I will pass on the recipe. But it is funny as heck. :lol:

[Adjusted3]

Originally Posted by ratcityhooker

Pour Cayenne Pepper in eyes

My eyes are watering enough, thank you!

Great salami Larry!

Mark

[Severus]

Hmmm. Sounds like someone has been playing "Hide the Salami" with one Super J Plug. Who's going to 'fess up?